It is a girl. She is the most beautiful thing in the world.
Look at that nose! And that red hair. She is going to be my best friend. I am going to make us matching dresses.
Tuesday I am going to meet the founder of my Southeast Kansas fan club. I can't wait. I am not sure why I have a fan club, but my hair doesn't. I am famous in these parts for my hair, but it's not getting credit.
My arms hurt very bad because I have been playing with a forty-four inch beach ball very harshly for the past two days. Brutal.
Lately Johnny Flynn has stolen my heart again. Stolen it and eaten it raw. Like raw tuna but I am not a fish.
I just have to share this because this was a life-changing moment for me:
(See 0:20.) Never in my wildest dreams did I ever think this would happen.
Hey look. There's Superchic[k] in the background.
