Taco.

Belly dancing makes me die a little.

Not a good die.

Science is as good as crafts.

Look how long and full my ponytail is.

Doubleday.

LOOK AT THIS MAN'S HAIR. I am very good at seeing beauty in even tiny things. But this is no tiny thing. This hair could change the hearts of men to give up their selfish ways and plant apple trees and mango trees for the hungry and give homes to the orphans and stop wearing Uggs and Crocs.

And when I saw this man, he had a beard. Friends. This beard was unlike anything I have seen in a long time. It was like the essence of man was resting on his face as a slumbering bear. My life was invalid.