Mary, you’re sweeter than corn on the cob, it’s scary.

Last night I saw The Low Anthem. They were really something. Then I saw Langhorne Slim. I could tell by his music, his voice and his pictures he was going to blow my mind, but he blew it even more than I was expecting. He is a dream performer. He might have taken my number one spot of favorite people to watch live. But Family Force 5 is a very close second, if so.

And his clothes. Oh, his clothes. I told him I love them. He said Likewise to me. Why yes, you are reading the blog of the most blessed girl in the world.

Any person who sees Langhorne Slim live and doesn't come away wanting to marry that boy is not human.

Here's the waterfall I jumped off. And the 67,931 boys who came as I tried to take a picture. I landed slightly in a sitting position on accident and my butt hurt so bad I could hardly swim back to the spine rock. It was hilarious.

And then I saw the stinking biggest salamander I have ever seen in my stinking life. It was literally a foot long or more. We thought it was a snake, me and the boys. I mean, I know that the Appalachian Mountains are home to the most varieties and numbers of salamanders, but I had no idea they got so big. It was disgustingly.