Plaid, prisms, pansies, Pinocchio, portraits and plants.

I was waiting in line to rent my schoolbooks. The line winds like a three-hundred yard long snake throughout the first and second floors of the campus bookstore. Right near the end, you have to pass through the merchandise section full of ASU cups and mugs and glasses. I found this gem. Only $5.99!!!

I loved the world a lot that day.

Also, I have begun learning about something cooler than plants: mushrooms. I cannot even tell you how much of a dream class Mycology is. Too bad I'm not in it. Dream Class taught by the Dream Friend. My gosh, it's heaven.

I am to be an aunt.

It is a girl. She is the most beautiful thing in the world.

Look at that nose! And that red hair. She is going to be my best friend. I am going to make us matching dresses.

Tuesday I am going to meet the founder of my Southeast Kansas fan club. I can't wait. I am not sure why I have a fan club, but my hair doesn't. I am famous in these parts for my hair, but it's not getting credit.

My arms hurt very bad because I have been playing with a forty-four inch beach ball very harshly for the past two days. Brutal.

Lately Johnny Flynn has stolen my heart again. Stolen it and eaten it raw. Like raw tuna but I am not a fish.

I just have to share this because this was a life-changing moment for me:

(See 0:20.) Never in my wildest dreams did I ever think this would happen.

Hey look. There's Superchic[k] in the background.

A lick of ice-cream.

Though I am too short to see, I am in the crowd for a lot of these shots. Careful- you might fall in love like me.

I think I have become quite a more interesting person since the last time I wrote on here. But who actually knows. I've become a smellier person, this much is for certain truth. In fact, I have not showered for six weeks and six days. If you don't believe me, I will send you flakes of skin from my legs, a rug made of armpit hair and a smear made from the bacteria on my skin.

(Did you know there are more bacteria cells on and in you than there are body cells that make up you?)

My current favorite songs:

1. Shooting Star by Harper Simon.

1. Love Lost by Mindy Smith.

1. Bag of Hammers by Thao with The Get Down Stay Down.

1. Circa by Death Vessel.

I was faithfully, as a faithful student would, reading my Human Systems and Physiology book the other day a day before my final exam, and I turned the page and stumbled upon MY BROTHER!

With slightly enlarged buns and thighs!

How hilarious is that. It's like exactly him, minus a little bit of buns and thighs. Even the ice-climbing. Perfect. Silly Jesus. You're so sweet.

I am making the most wonderful thing I have ever made. It is not an original idea, but it don't even matter. ANNA, I seriously cannot wait to show you. And I am saving money so I can try to meet you this summer because I am brave and actually drive cars now.

I love you, world.

Really with her, there was very little in between.

it's like he's elvis and youre a funny little fanatic girl back in the day! listenin to breaking hips on the voodoo evilmagic speakerbox. no knowledge of these times obviously.

The following conversation actually took place:

Friend: Your show was great!

Jasa: Yes! You are the best.

Langhorne Slim (to Jasa): YOU'RE the best. Together, we are the best.

This was Christmas. No power. No water. A little bit of heat. Totally Amish.

I got a cup with a moustache on it.

Separate beings, taken as slaves they were.

This is my friend Ariel I drew. On the back of an envelope.

This is the Weiss Family. Dreams.

I got a goldfish. Its name is Calyx Mercury Catherine Boris Ephrussi. It has a sickness. I will heal it.

Update. But I didn't. It died.

Mary, you’re sweeter than corn on the cob, it’s scary.

Last night I saw The Low Anthem. They were really something. Then I saw Langhorne Slim. I could tell by his music, his voice and his pictures he was going to blow my mind, but he blew it even more than I was expecting. He is a dream performer. He might have taken my number one spot of favorite people to watch live. But Family Force 5 is a very close second, if so.

And his clothes. Oh, his clothes. I told him I love them. He said Likewise to me. Why yes, you are reading the blog of the most blessed girl in the world.

Any person who sees Langhorne Slim live and doesn't come away wanting to marry that boy is not human.

Here's the waterfall I jumped off. And the 67,931 boys who came as I tried to take a picture. I landed slightly in a sitting position on accident and my butt hurt so bad I could hardly swim back to the spine rock. It was hilarious.

And then I saw the stinking biggest salamander I have ever seen in my stinking life. It was literally a foot long or more. We thought it was a snake, me and the boys. I mean, I know that the Appalachian Mountains are home to the most varieties and numbers of salamanders, but I had no idea they got so big. It was disgustingly.

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It's funny how your car doesn't actually go when there's no gas in it.