Sherri DuPree replied to my comment. Thank the Jesus.

For statistics class, we had to draw a pig on a unicycle. The pig had to be wearing a beanie and drinking lemonade.

This is my pig.

Oh, hey. I just did this drawing of my friend Lars. Some of you know him.

The other day, I went to eat with some men from Sudan. And also an old man named Kenny. Kenny is an artist. Kenny and I discussed clones and clowns. Kenny thought I was a smart girl for asking whether clones would have spirits or not. He was mistaken. He also said I should not go into plastic surgery after seeing my blind contour of my neighbor. It's alright. I probably won't anyway.

There's a lake 'round these parts called Bass Lake.

I have three life goals concerning Bass Lake.

1. To walk Bass Lake entirely without looking down at the goose-poop littered ground once.

2. To walk Bass Lake in full costume. What costume? I don't care. A costume.

3. To reach the island that is off limits in the middle of the lake.

I have a few summer goals, too.

1. To spend the night at The Green Park Inn and see if I can catch sight of this ghost who lives there apparently.

2. To approach a stranger in the street and throw confetti, yell Calloohs, Callays, Hoorahs and Hoorays, blow noisemakers and give balloons to them and then run away.

3. To see all of the Huge Beings in North Carolina.

4. To stay with some Amish people.

5. To see the two Huge Beings in Tulsa.

6. To practice writing with my left hand.

7. To watch twenty-six movies, one for each letter of the alphabet, in order but not necessarily one a day.

8. To become a mail-sending fiend.

9. To eat at Kathleen's Tea Room.

10. To meet Ellen.

11. To meet Bethany.

Pens. Pens.

Here is the movie I was telling you about.

Maybe it'll get big. Haha.

This is my friend Alicia. We're not related. She's gorgeous, though.

I drew this silly picture of her on the same day she drew my profile picture. Clearly, you can see where the talent lies.

Today I have to renew my passport because I am going to Mexico for a week in June. I'm hoping to catch some swine flu.

When I grow up, I will have a bed and breakfast.

This is my friend Anna. She is very lovely. Not that you could tell from this drawing.

Hello, hello.

One day ago, I made a movie called The Second Part of Our Day. It's about two girls who get murdered. It's pretty funny. I think I might load it to Youtube for my friends who don't have Facebook.

Today I wrote in the woods by my creek in my back yard. It's not really a yard. I sat on a big rock and got moss all over my butt and recorded all of my life goals I could remember into a single notebook. That way I never lose them. Unless I lose the notebook.

Seeing as how it's a new day and all...

I think I should be allowed to post again.

Here are some things that make me miss the good old days:

1. This video of Richard Dean Anderson.

2. Fleet Foxes.

3. Thread.

Luckily, the good old days will be starting up again in approximately two weeks. Funny how that works.

I have a brother Jeremiah.

He sent me a link. I think I have never read something so funny. At least not since reading about this guy.

Since I am mostly here to keep up with Bethany, I thought I would share a drawing I made of a completely different Bethany, but whose name also happens to be Bethany, so it's pertinent.

Sweet, sweet tea.

Goal: Keep up with Bethany's blog. 

Yes and amen.

Sincerely,

Jasa Elizabeth Woods