Well I'm gonna study wolverines till I go to meet the Great Wolverine in the sky.

I was just telling a friend.

The word cuddle makes me want to poop in my own mouth.

I stole this picture from Nature. I do not watch television, but I watch PBS. Usually online. Does that count? Lately I've been learning about wolverines and crows and stuff. Got this great quote last night from the wolverines episode: "Well I'm gonna study wolverines till I go meet the Great Wolverine in the sky." I just made it the title of this post, so you probably had to read it twice. I win. And so do you.

Page.

One of my greatest college moments happened the other night.

I was walking from the parking lot to my dorm. I was still pretty far away when I heard about seven boys in their room absolutely screaming their hearts out some awful country song. They weren't just singing (badly) along. They were ad-libbing and running all over those notes and really just being so passionate about it. Seven of them. As loud as humanly possible. I could not stop laughing.

This is Justice in Turkey. She's a woman of the world.

Jenna is currently Googling how much Justin Bieber makes per concert, how much Miranda Crosgrove makes per episode and how much Bill Gates makes per second. She's a woman of the world.

Agatha.

School is where trying your best means nothing. Where the slow and steady do not win the race. Where God actually does forsake you.

I am packing for Alaska. I will sit in the woods in Alaska until I morph into a moose. Then I will live a beautiful life. Until maybe a hunter kills me, but I will still have had more fun than being here, ever.

Also red bikes have been haunting me.

Snake.

I think people are phases. Almost every friend I have ever had has been temporary. Just a passing season. It sure is a blast while it lasts, then it goes away for some reason or another. Most of the time I am okay with this. It's not like I actually hang out with people anyway. But then I think it is probably my fault that people are phases in my life. I think I need to figure out what is wrong with me, or what I am doing wrong. There are some people I simply don't want to go away or for me to go away from. I am horrible at being a friend. I'll make you crafts till you hate me for it, but I probably won't call you up to get lunch ever. Maybe I just friend the kind of people who like getting lunch. Or who cannot stand crafts like I cannot stand lab reports.

If you need spiritual healing of any sort, go see Jonsi live. I have never seen anything like that show, nor will I again. There was something so powerful and tangible brought out by that man that just messed up your heart for permanent. I really can't even describe it. No one I've talked to seems to understand what it did to me except for my brother, as usual. Sometimes I think we talk in our own code and don't even realize that it isn't words anyone else can speak.

Today I wrote a story. It has been years since I've written a story. It was told from the point of view of some bug wings.

Another life-changing experience from last week:

This is pretty boring. Also as usual. See ya.